Hmmmm. I always knew this weekend would be tricky, but my detox diet has been completely submerged by a tide of beer, pastry, cakes and gin. Whoops.
First off, it was my turn to do the Boy’s cricket tea for Saturday’s game. Now, I am competitive in everything I do – including baking. So, Friday night was spent at the oven producing fresh pasties, two cakes (which didn’t rise to my expectations, quite literally) and the piece de resistance – a home made gala pie. I knew that the one way I could smash every other WAG’s cricket tea effort out of the water would be to produce this pork and egg combo. I think I did well – check it out:

And here’s the inside:

I’m not generally a fan of recipes involving lard, but this one worked for me. After a bit of stress about the pastry holding up, it all turned out pretty damn well. I reckon I have this year’s cricket tea top marks in the bag. Result!
As you’d expect, my detox was compromised by the need to taste test some of the cricket tea – any cook work their salt does this, for sure. So that was Friday gone.
Saturday was no better, in fact it was a lot worse – owing to a hen bash. A rugby girl’s hen do is bound to be messy, so I was psyched up for beer drinking. A light soup at lunch was a good option, I thought – until I then started drinking and realised there wasn’t enough stodge in my belly to compensate for the beers. I carried on regardless and found myself, three beers and three gins later, on the waltzer at the fair next door to the rugby club. Really, not a good move. Didn’t mix well. Bad times.
After a big trough, I decided to plough on through – which meant eating lots of burgers and crisps. The second wind came along and I partied on until the early hours. Again, not a good option diet wise in terms of beer and burgers, but needs must. An almighty hangover yesterday meant I had to keep eating grease (it’s the only thing that works for me) – so it was crisps, egg butties and peanut butter on toast all day. So, detox is definitely shot to bits, it’s fair to say.
This morning I was full of good intention, starting with high-fibre cereal. I packed up loads of fresh fruit and a healthy prawn sandwich for lunch. But, I’ve just sat at my desk and realised I’ve left my lush packed lunch on the front door step (the handy place to put stuff on your way out the door) – boo it. I’m not back till late tonight so will find a whiffy fish sarnie growing ever more rancid on my return. Oh well. I will have to try and seek out some healthy stuff from the canteen…but I’m not holding out much hope.